The L Word: Straight Up

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The typing IS mightier than the podcast, especially THIS podcast! The straight duo mumbles their way through another episode. Here are some more reasons not to be Jenny's friend (do you think we should make a t-shirt?):

13. She might flash you while she's changing. Oh wait...

13. She might make up things about the size of your penis.
14. She'll make you hand-feed her Nicorette and then spit it out ten seconds later.
15. She might chomp her gum loudly while you are trying to talk to her.
16. She doesn't give a fuck that you're gay.

UPDATE: This is our last podcast. We have decided to discontinue Straight Up before it discontinues us. We want to thank for your listenership. It means a lot to us.

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Reasons not to be Jenny's Friend:

11. She won't listen to your podcast.
12. She might ask you to go to the gym with her.

Katie and Andy try to find their fire, and instead, they burn.

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Katie and Andy continue to count the reasons not to be Jenny's friend:

6. She might wear that dress to your wedding.
7. There's no room to sit next to her in that dress.
8. She'll probably steal your eye makeup.
9. Never say, "Can I do anything for you?" to her.
10. She might reject your cake.

And don't worry, Katie talks about Bette's arms!

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Katie and Andy are back and, well, the same as ever! Brimming with new sparkling commentary and a new feature, we learn why Jenny isn't "times ten" until this season. Here's why the Straight Up team doesn't recommend being Jenny's friend:

1. You might end up in a bad book or a worse movie.
2. She might want you to be her assistant.
3. She might start calling you Monsieur.
4. She's offended by sticky notes.
5. She doesn't eat sugar.

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We have created a Straight Up email account in order to manage our copious amounts of fan mail. Hehe. Anyway, we're planning a Q&A podcast when Bethany comes home for the summer. (She is hard at work finishing up her freshman year on a campus populated exclusively by Katies and Adams.) Please send your questions to straightup@welfle.com, and we will answer them in a podcast in about a month or so—or whenever we get enough material for a whole podcast. Happy questioning! "See" you in a month!

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Bethany and Katie "chow down" while Andy disapproves in this Bette and Shane-heavy rehashing of Season 4. Yeah, they have matching shoes...